I’m pretty sure I’m the only person at this school who’s not obsessed with sex.

I don’t think anyone understands my love for Audis.

If you adore cars as much as I do, we’re most likely perfect for one another.

I just want to be skinny

The fact that I’m falling for a boy who I was with 5 years ago is pretty ridiculous. The fact that he’s still the most wonderful and kind man I’ve come across, makes the whole situation so much more complicated.

You’re so perfect.

If you can’t take straight shots without chasers, we probably can’t be friends.